Omnomnom... Penzance

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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slutzs:

just how i like em

slutzs:

just how i like em

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tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

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thevolutionofnerdy:

a wand more powerful than any in existance

I’m crying omfg

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ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

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upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

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// Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s//

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

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You’re the only American I’ve ever liked, Ralph.

Oh…Well, may I ask why?

No.

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darlinghogwarts:

This is brilliant acting right here. You can see the EXACT moment he sees Harry and realizes that he has his mother’s eyes. You can see what Snape was thinking; the moment he sees Harry, he probably just thought that he was going to be arrogant, immature, and exactly like how James Potter used to be.

But then Harry turns his face and looks at him. They make eye contact, and the realization hits him like a ton of bricks. He has Lily’s eyes.

And let’s not forget this was the first movie. Bravo Alan Rickman.

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Simply, what i want.