Omnomnom... Penzance

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(via textpostsrus)

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via fucking-cat)

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

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  • Lily:

    Sirius promise me you won't swear in front of Harry

  • Sirius:

    Yeah don't worry

  • *Sirius babysitting Harry*

  • Sirius:

    Fuck I dropped the pacifier

  • Sirius:

    Oh shit I swore in front of the baby

  • Sirius:

    Fuck I did it again

  • Sirius:

    Shit just stop it

  • Sirius:

    Fuck fuck-

  • Sirius:

  • Harry:

  • Sirius:

  • Harry:

  • Sirius:

    You are never talking with your mother about this

If Game of Thrones was made by Disney…

Series created by Fernando Mendonça

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autumncocochanel09:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

relatable…

(via anyathefriendlyghost)

thelongandwindingrefn:

*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.

(via inspiring)

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

image

there is nothing for you there friend

(via fake-mermaid)

// Why girls stress over periods//

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

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infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

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awwww-cute:


Lazy record store employee

awwww-cute:

Lazy record store employee

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Simply, what i want.